Please don't judge me for this...

I made this project as a joke for the Completely Wrong Game Jam. It was a fun opportunity to make something bad just for the sake of making something bad, so I decided to throw this monstrosity together. I apologize in advance to anyone who plays.  

Post Jam Update:

I got 5th place overall (somehow), which is pretty cool. I have also made the background music and boss music available for download in case people want to listen to it for some reason.

All you need to do is collect toilet paper and not go offscreen

"Features" include:

• Randomly changing controls
• Awful sound effects and music
• An incredibly buggy boss fight
  • Hits rarely register
  •  Contains new sound effects and music
  • Serves no purpose in progressing
  • Tends to break the game on completion
  • "It basically doesn't work"
• Ultimately useless goal
• No progression

Why did I make this?